What makes you laugh? what makes you smile? when last did you laugh your heart out? funny sayings and proverbs

Funny Proverbs

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else" Will Rogers.

• "Many complain of their looks, but none on their brains"

• "A cat intention is to teach us not everything in nature has a function" Garrison Keillor

• "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" An

• Question the authority and the authorities will question you.

• If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice

• "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried" By Susan Ohanian

• "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything" Mark Twain

• "Hot minds and cold minds have never ever solved anything"

• "Even if you beat fools to death, you can't beat the foolishness out of them"

• Robbery always claims the life of the robber

• They start out with silly talks and end up with total madness

• "A question which I have not been able to answer is...What does a women want? Freud

"Every man usually has something he can do better than anyone else. Usually it is reading his own handwriting." - Unknown